Post Haste

YOU'RE A TORTOISE.  FOR SOME REASON, YOU ARE BOTH EXTREMELY STRONG (PROVEN) AND EXTREMELY FAST (STILL SORT OF UP IN THE AIR).  STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY A MAN, FAST ENOUGH TO DO WHATEVER HIS PLANS ARE FOR THE DAY, YOU'RE THE SORT THATS WILLING TO HELP DO AT LEAST SOME STUFF FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE.  YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF POST DELIVERY VEHICLE, WHICH DOESN'T JIVE TOO WELL WITH YOUR SENSE OF YOURSELF AS AN AUTONOMOUS BEING.  EITHER WAY, ITS RAINING AND YOU HAVE SO MUCH RUNNING AND CARRYING TO DO IN SERVICE OF THE GUY ON YOUR BACK BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SPEND AS LITTLE TIME OUT THERE AS POSSIBLE. ONLY PROBLEM IS, HE ISN'T THERE BUT THE POST SURE IS.  YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, PROBABLY. YOU REALLY OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

shout out to @ james_chip_rpg on twitter bc i intended to follow their tutorial abt how to use pandoc in order to learn how to use pandoc but instead got inspired and also distracted and made this and sort of adapted his encounter building thing w tarot cards for my own purposes